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Monday, 4 October 2010

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Red mess in London's best

Fans of Channel Four's lame show "How Clean is Your House" have a special episode to look forward to at last, as David Cameron hired the vindicious pair to clean up the mess left by the Labour Party.

Kim Woodburn, the naggy old bird from I'm a Celebrity, and her best mate Aggie are heading for the House of Commons after the Foreign Secretary Mr. William Hague admitted that "Conservatives were trying to clean up Labour's mess".

"Mr. Brown would often have parties in Number 10: we've found mouldy pizzas down the sofas, and you don't even want to know what we found on the beds.

As for the House of Commons, it hasn't been dusted in 500 years, so we thought we need to clean up this mess now!"

Reports that without "George Osbourne, we would all be screwed" were confirmed today as George Osbourne revealed he was indeed Superman.

More on this as it comes folks.

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