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Sunday, 3 October 2010

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Don't Confuse Me With Human Blue Tits

So Ed Miliband doesn't believe in God and has been living with a woman and they are having children without getting married. What a normal guy. How refreshing.

Scandalised old maids and screwed up Catholic paedophiles must surely be against him because of that but few others - apart from blue tits dwelling in the lower depths of the media. We know what God fearing upright people they are!

Did he make a mistake saying he didn't believe in God. No, it was his honest opinion and it is mine and the view of millions of others. Getting married is for some, it is for me, but I don't give a shit if others want to live together without their union becoming a possession of the State or Church.

But Ed Miliband is Jewish - that won't do him much good. It won't help a campaign to get National Front members joining the Labour Party but Disraeli was a Conservative Jewish Prime Minister and their are many Jewish people who made the country and the world a better place.

Certainly Israel has tried everyone's tolerance with respect to Jewish people but this is not anti-Semitism and many Jewish people are horrified at Israel's conduct.

A lot of people are going to surprised by political events in Britain in coming years - but not me.

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