Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Memory, stress

Friday, 15 August 2003

Geoff Winsdale, 53, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress since he fell in love with another man in '73. Part of his debilitation included a very severe loss of memory and an increased inability to store recent memories. Until this morning, this was never a major problem for Geoff, who lived with his mother Maureen. However, waking at 5:43am, Maureen discovered her son had devoured his own limbs.

"It was disgusting. There was blood and gore all over his mouth. His arms are in a right-tattered state, it's going to be a right pain to shop for him now. It's only a good job he hadn't got a "Prince" and had one of his ribs removed. Otherwise he'd have no damned gonads."

When asked how it would affect his life, Geoff complacently dribbled.

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