Written by libertyofman
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Topics: Tiger Woods, Golf

Thursday, 30 September 2010

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Mr. Woods, leaving golf buddy to get a cup of tea.

Tiger Woods, the worlds number 1 golfer, has revealed that he "in it to win" the Ryder Cup.

The Cup, held in Newport, is the biggest Golfing event to take place this half of the year.

Tiger Woods, who has been in the news not for his skill with the club, but for his private life, was seen alone with all the golfing couples.

He then was caught we reporters and media representatives, describing how he would bring The Ryder Cup "back home".

He said "I'm back on top of my game; I'm going to forget about the past and concentrate on the future." He was also seen in a new type of golf buggy, he said to reporters that it was the new thing for bling.

During his practice session he was seen swearing at his two hundred thousand pound Wilson putter.

A first-hand witness claimed the sight to be "most upsetting" and said that he could fell the nerves cracking between Tiger and Putter.

We shall see if Mr. Woods does return to America with The Ryder Cup.

We will also learn if he buys a new putter from the expensive car boot sale.

All we can do now is wait...

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