After receiving some relatively dismal A-level grades (considering the amount of money thrown at him and probably the examiners), the UK's monarchy has decided to strike back at the population of UK by changing the calendar on them. From now on, the UK will adhere to the Harry Calendar, which promotes the change of August to Harriust.
Like Roman Premieres, Caeser and Augustus, the calendar is being changed wholesale to suit the requirements of the leaders of the country. The Queen is said to have not had a hand in the move, but is instead being promoted by Prince Charles.
This has been Jimbo Jones on the 15 Harriust, 2003.