Written by Gabhan O'Buachalla

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Saturday, 25 September 2010

David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents.

Ed who has recently got elected leader of the Labour Party beating his brother by 1.3% in the contest.

David was overhead shouting at Ed

'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever! You must have cheated, I'm older than you I should be the leader! Without your Unions gang your nothing'

The grounding occurred when Ed retaliated and started shouting 'Loser! Loser!

Reporters have been told to call back to the house tomorrow as they are not allowed out until they have apologised to each other. This is expected to take some time.

In 1979 a similar fallout happened when David beat Ed at Chess, leading to a 2 days of sulky silence and mocking face making.

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