A man who was sentenced to 4 years in prison after being caught masturbating next to a letter box has been released from prison.
His sentence was quashed after MI6 recently opened archives that that revealed fresh semen was used as invisible ink in top secret communiques.
Following declassification of the cryptographic technology The Home Secretary could then be informed the sentenced man was in fact a MI6 agent.
The man Hank Bond was caught in the act by police and could not explain himself due to MI6 secrecy.
Hank says he regrets blowing his cover for MI6 and in true spy fashion spent his sentence stoically biting his pillow and thinking of England.