Written by Piglet
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Dogs, Peace

Saturday, 25 September 2010

image for Dog in a Hat wants World Peace
Give peace a chance

The village of Cocksend's local dog in a hat has asked for World Peace as a special gift for his 2nd Birthday.

Speaking through an interpreter, Sparky told a crowd of journalists that he appreciates all the bones and little furry toys with bells inside them he usually gets around Birthday time, but that this year he would love nothing better than a nice dollop of World Peace and love.

"Me want love. Me want Peace for Planet Earth. Woof Woof. Goodnight"
, he stated in a slightly hoarse voice.

"Sparky's never been quite the same since I bought that hat for him", said his proud owner, "he completely changed personality. It's almost as if he became more talkative and intelligent. He's become interested in social justice much more than before"

Indeed, Sparky is seen as Cocksend's answer to Bob Geldof or that other good-deed man, Chairman Mao.

A woman standing at the back of the garden where the interview took place was the first to pledge her undying wish not be be bad to anyone ever again.

She was joined briefly by the man who runs the local orphanage - but he changed his mind and said he would prefer being horrible and nasty and not giving the children any more gruel than their allocated amount.

Gahah! Look at that thing running up the curtains.

Sparky - who was previously featured in the farming supplement in the local paper after saving a little lamb from almost certain death from nasty old Mr. Wolf - urged every creature with a beating heart to do their best to make his Birthday wish come true.

He even promised not to bite the postman on the ankle.

So far there has been no word from the cat or the mouse, both of which have remained tight lipped.

Oink oink

Make Piglet's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

4 1 20 10
71 readers are online right now!

Go to top