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Topics: Tony Blair, Prison, Peace

Saturday, 25 September 2010

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Blair's Lair

In an amazing turn of fate, Tony (call me 'Tone') Blair has been arrested for war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan and is being held in a high security cell at The Hague Central Prison.

A Spokeswoman for Blair said that being charged as a war criminal won't affect his role as a peace envoy.

Evidence for the charges against him was found in his book 'Journey' - the diary of a conniving, egotistic, psychopath.

Israel said they have no objection to him being a peace envoy because he was only responsible for the deaths of Arabs and he still has a long way to go before he reaches their score.

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