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Topics: mi6, Gareth Williams

Saturday, 25 September 2010

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London - (Crimebotch News): Following a public appeal for information the Beeb espionage drama 'Spooks' is to hold a reconstruction of the last moments in MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams' life.

Announcing the move a TV scriptwriting source claims the 'psychotic' episode will be centered on the MI6 Lost Baggage Orifice, the agency's euphemism for 'Internal Affairs'.

Details are still a bit sketchy but one plot line being explored may be the involvement of a Mossad 'cleansing department', as featured earlier this year in a murky Dubai hotel room business.

"Williams' death bears all the hallmarks of a circus illusionist's act gone wrong," the head of the Beeb's light entertainment programming said today.

"We're exploring a number of sub-plots including his possible paternity by a high profile US politician (don't ask!) and the 'wild card' option that he had an identical twin brother."

John Le Carre is 104.

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