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Friday, 24 September 2010

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Cereal Boxes are not beds folks. Don't try it :)

David Cameron's latest bundle of joy spent the first month of her life living in a cardboard box.

"We didn't have a cot, so we let her sleep in a box of cornflakes. That was fine until we went to open the box for our morning breakfast. It was like receiving a little bundle of joy all over again!"

Despite the wealth and power that comes with the job, the Prime Minister didn't have a cot initially. The baby, who for publicity reasons has given more consent to remain nameless than Lindsey Lohan, has remained in the box ever since.

"We might need to get a bigger box. I'm actually thinking of raiding Lidl for a box of bananas. Yeah, I think that should be comfortable enough for her!"

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