Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Cats, Animals, Dye

Friday, 24 September 2010

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Pussy lovers are warned don't try and paint these lovely "pussies" pink!

It's all the rage and "pussies" are being sprayed different colours (mainly pink) all over the UK.

Animal protectionists are not happy about this latest fashion in pet-keeping but have to admit, every "pussy" owner can do what they want with it (as long as they don't dump them in rubbish bins or throw them in raging cold rivers).

Pussy owners love the new rage and suddenly their cuddly, furry pets are appearing in many different colours. Even psychedelic ones have been observed licking their bums.

Pussy lovers are willing to go to any extremes whilst painting their pussies to mirror their own personalities.

Gay's love "pussies"? and many of them have chosen either soft-pink or a tender mint-green with matching handbags to go walkies in.

As for the matcho pussy lover, he prefers the red-headed ginger look and loves stroking it until it purrs, turns moist, lays on it's back, raises its legs and starts licking it's tail (or his)!

Animal lovers are concerned about the trend of dyed pussies and hope that doggy lovers don't start doing the same to their canine partners, a pink Pitbull, whatever next?

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