London - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Former Swazi Justice Minister Ndumiso Mamba has been caught hiding in the Queen's bed at Buckingham Palace it has been reviled - er...revealed!
"We caught the bastard under the bedclothes of Her Majesty's four poster," a Palace security official said today, "fourth time this week!"
At first Mr Mamba claimed he was just checking for bedbugs after an explosion of the little critters in New York's Nike store.
But it soon became apparent something more sinister might be afoot.
Police were called in and frisked the pesky interloper for half an hour.
Among the haul of contraband discovered upon his person were a diamond tiara that once belonged to Danny LaRue, sixteen pairs of M&S knickers (extra, extra large), lots of Viagra and half a bottle of gin.
Mamba - whose name means a snake of the genus Dendroaspis - was then taken to Thiefrow Airport and extradited back to his home in South Africa.
Jacob Zuma once shagged a puma.