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Friday, 24 September 2010

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Another dead ringer

London - (Reuterus): This morning's headcount of professional Beckham impersonators and stunt doubles has produced a squeaky-clean sheet.

Rippling six-pack hunk Andy Harmer - renowned for his ball-handling skills as featured in Sky One's LA with the Beckhams - is definitely off the hook (er?).

Scores of others, including Darren Green, Darren Grey, Jamie Windsor, Karolie Morris, Paul Mansley, Shaun Campbell and other topnotchers - all from a leading 'beware of imitators' agency - are also in the clear.

"We're looking for a light-skinned 165lb, 6ft Caucasian male, probably new to 'the beautiful game' and sporting fake. peel-off tattoos," forensic defamation attorneys Sue, Yerbuttoff, Pal Inc sources commented today.

"Copper-bottomed, eh?" celebwatch site LA FagHagSlag editor Dave Skank chuckled as the morning's headlines rolled out in cyberspace.

"Reckon he's been set up by the cops?"

Irma La Douche is 69.

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