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Thursday, 23 September 2010

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Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom.

In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the operation, Miss Middleton had the procedure done in a remote North Korean village. The surgeon was Ah Nu-wuns, considered North Korea's best plastic surgeon. (He had recently enlarged the testicles of Kim Jong-il, the North Korean leader to give him more balls for governing the ultra-communist state.)

Miss Middleton had taken photographs of a nude Paris Hilton with her to show the surgeon what she wanted her breasts to look like. However, Dr. Ah Nu-wuns' staff, deprived of pornography because of the country's strict anti-porn laws, had kept all but one of the photos for themselves.

The photo they had handed over to the surgeon was of Paris Hilton's bare bottom.

"One can't really blame the surgeon because he was handed a photo of a human bottom and he understood that Kate wanted him to give her an extra pair of boobs - on her bottom," a friend of Miss Middleton said.

The silicone breasts can apparently not be removed. They are, therefore, to remain on Miss Middleton's bottom for ever.

Buckingham Palace has refused to reply to the media's questions about the bodged breast transplant, but Prince Philip, cornered by reporters on a walkabout in London said: "It is none of your bloody business, but I will say this, William is now feeling a real tit."

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