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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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A Lame Duck Found Later Following Cameron

Shocking CCTV footage of David Cameron dumping his lame dog in a park has emerged today, causing outrage among dog lovers, disabled dog lovers, the disabled and Liberal-Democrats.

Cameron is seen calling Nick Clegg, who emerges from the back seat of Cameron's band wagon and trots off after Cameron into a wooded area of the park. Just minutes later Cameron runs back to the wagon, reverses quickly and drives off at speed, leaving a limping Clegg trailing forlornly after the retreating band wagon.

Confronted with the footage today, Cameron said, "It's not my lame dog, it kept coming into the kitchen in the mornings so Sam told me to get rid of it because it kept trying to eat the sausages."

Outraged dog lovers later heard Cameron admit that he may have made cuts which caused the dogs limp, after he admitted feeling under pressure after his party kept asking,"can we keep it? Can we keep it?"

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