Deputy Prime Minister and Liberal Democrat leader, Nick Clegg has been looking into his crystal balls for his Party Conference. He has come up with a revelation about the future.
After his amazing foresight before the election, when he declared that he would not increase VAT and that there should be a delay before financial stringency measures, Clegg has a fabulous record as a soothsayer. His Party is behind him - somewhere - but he does not dare to look round.
Any punter who knows the Clegg record on predictions will be sure how to bet on his predictions of the future. liberal record.
He believes he is the right person at the right time and he is certainly Right.
After one or two economic readjustments that will cause great pain to Bankers and tax evaders, the economy will be on track for the next election. If this should be thought of as trying to engineer the situation for political reasons, rather than in the interests of the country, Nick had his answer for this cynicism.
'I have this name Nick because I am close to a higher being. I have sat on his knee and been given his blessing.' Old Nick has forged a pact which should ensure that Paradise is Regained.