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Sunday, 19 September 2010

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Today the UK satellite system picked up a fluctuation in the country's background radiation levels which was revealed to be the appearance of RMT spokesman Bob Crow and his time travelling tube carriage.

Having been living in the past Bob was last seen in the present during the recent London tube network. This time Bob was seen to exit his old style tube carriage and with a cockney bellow he passed comment on the latest proposals from the Southern Railway company after they announced that they will deploy trains which have no toilets to create more space for passengers.

Bob said that this proposal will turn train carriages into stinking cattle trucks and with a hearty guffaw he flapped his cloak and his carriage disappeared in smoke and a flash of lightning.

London commuters were not available to comment.

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