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Saturday, 18 September 2010

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Downing Street pussy shot - no hitmen involved

London - (Furballs): A thinly-veiled message about white slavery or just a purr-fect cat 'n' mouse pic tease?

An official No 10 photo issued today shows UK Prime Monster Dave Cameron and the Pope flanked by a sphinx-like statue of a white cat.

Deciphering the two men's body language may, of course, be a no brainer - check the Beeb's picture here....

But the positioning of the pussy next to His Holiness has seen government codebreakers' imaginations run riot.

"Big Dave ain't exactly grinning like the Cheshire Cat, is he?" the head of MI6 cryptography commented after examining the picture, "and Benny? He's hardly got a cat-that-got-the-cream look about him.

"Maybe it's a thinly-veiled reference to Rooney's offside antics with twelve hundred quid-a-pop hooker Jenny Thompson?

"About time someone heard the Pope's confession."

The eyecatching feline also appears in official Papal pictures with Nick Clegg and with Harriet Harman, drawing the eye away from a comparatively insignificant statue of the Virgin and Child on the No 10 mantlepiece.

A Whitehall source said later this afternoon the cat was modelled on Humphrey, the Downing Street cat famously shot by a Tony Blair hitman.

Jennifer Thompson is 69.

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