Written by Tom Crews
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Topics: Pope, Pope Benedict

Friday, 17 September 2010

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After a huge operation by armed counter-terror officers, five street cleaners (none of whom were British) were arrested this morning after an anonymous tip off that the cleaners were planning to attack the Pontiff.However leaked information received into this newsroom paints an entirely different scenario.

It would seem that under tough interrogation by anti terror cops the truth about the alleged planned attack has come to light.

According to our sources the five cleaners allegedly were indeed planning a type of attack ,all be it a non violent one.

Apparently the cleaners were absolutely livid with the Pope when after watching him being driven up to a Muc Donalds drive through he opened his window and took in a large super sized order.

They then watched in absolute horror as the Pope mobile slowly drove off with the Pope throwing his empty cartons wrappers and paper cups out off his large window.

It later transpired that he always prefers to place his takeaways on a sterling silver plate and to drink his root beer from a solid gold goblet.

The cleaners ran over to the discarded rubbish picked it up and took it home with them.

It was there that they hatched a plan to embarrass the Pontiff the following day by storming his Pope mobile and chucking his crap back through his window, thus showing the world the error of his litter bugging ways.

Unfortunately for the cleaners they are now in deep shit themselves.

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