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Topics: sperm, innuendo

Friday, 17 September 2010

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In a first for English judicial law, two men have been found guilty of illegally making sperm, available over the internet, by turning a hobby into a scheme for reaping pecuniary rewards.

The men behind the seminal case, Bill Wrangler and his right hand man, Dick Blot, both from Bangers Whistle, Cornwall, operated the illegal Sperm-legging project which made profuse amounts of manfat available, with such profligacy that they had to get their hands on other members, just to make ends meet.

At the start of the trial the pair had grumbled that their company was simply an information site and clients couldn't see what the matter was.

Jurors were shown a sample of 792 deposits which had been made by the two asymmetrically proportioned entrepreneurs, which helped net them an estimated income of £250,000 in filthy lucre, most of which had been spent on new carpeting, shares in a famous tissue manufacturer, which can not be named for legal reasons, and a lifetime subscription to Funbags & Tittyknickers dot com.

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