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Topics: Pope, Hitler

Friday, 17 September 2010

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A major row has erupted during the Pope's visit to the UK over reports that he has introduced Hitler Youth style salutes which Bishops must do every time they meet him. They raise their left hand and shout Heil Benedict. The Pope strenuously denied the Nazi connection saying that the correct phrase was Ave Benedict.

Concerns have been rising after the disappearance of several dissenting bishops, one of whom was found hanging by his heels in the Sisteen Chapel.

The Pope has always been sensitive to his Hitler Youth connections saying he joined because he liked the uniform, and his new purple dress is much nicer.

There has been a new investigation into sexual abuse in the Hitler Youth though it is not known if the Pope had a hand in covering it up at the time.

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