Pope Benny Exvee-Eye today stunned the hushed masses, who had gathered to watch his first UK speech, when he confused being an athiest with being French.
Sitting on his thrown, little white hat perched on his head like a soggy marshmallow stuck to the beak of a disappointed seagull, 'PoBenny' explained that to not believe in his God was pretty much like being a Nazi and disliking Jewish folk.
But it didn't stop there...
Mr XVI went on to compare Gay people to over seasoned Italian food, Children to an enormous shoe and women to a non-stick frying pan teetering on the edge of existence.
The Papal rant was only stopped when a Jedi, with a microphone on a stick, placed a large sheet over the wild-eyed Pope, who immediately calmed down and began quietly praying.
A spokesperson from the Vatican said;
"We here in the big 'V' remain Cheerfully pessimistic that the Popes visit to the UK will go down in history as something that happened, once."