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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Benedict prior to his arrest

London, UK: Police swooped today to nab the man believed to be head of the world's largest paedophile ring.

The elderly German, an Italian resident who arrived in the UK today travelling under the name Benedict, has been identified by police as the head of a worldwide group of child abusers. Benedict, not believed to be his real name, has been personally implicated in a number of conspiracies to cover up child abuse cases involving members of his shadowy organisation.

Stephen Williams, a former abuse victim, recalls his experiences at the hand's of Benedict's organisation. "First he asked me to call him Father, even though we were not related, then he dressed me up in strange clothes and said he was going to see how high my voice would go. I was nine years old."

A large contingent of police officers gathered at the airport to greet Benedict and escort him away for questioning. The police operation is believed to have cost in excess of £20M.

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