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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Jack the Parrot, doesn't take prisoners!

Coventry, England: A City known for its diva, the Lady Godiva, comes a new 'i-con', Jack the Parrot! Known for his razor sharp beak and very sharp talons, he will go berseck.

Three gangsters had the pleasure of being pecked and clawed hard, when they visited a local pet shop out of business hours. Trails of blood from the thieves and feathers from Jack the Parrot were discovered leading to the back door where the thieves fled in agony.

The Owner of the Pet Shop said, '"There was a lot of blood so Jack must have really pecked them and clawed them hard. We often let him fly around for exercise so he knows his way around. He must have given the thieves a hell of a nip because his beak is like a razor and his talons are very sharp too."

Jack the Parrot's heroics could help the Police trace the thieves through DNA evidence left at the scene. It was an organised raid as they had ripped out the burglar alarm, but they hadn't realised that Jack the Parrot would launch an attack that would peck their faces in.

Police are looking for three gangsters, requiring plastic surgery. The local Police made the following statement;

    "Blood was found at the scene and forensic officers will be using this as part of the investigation into this burglary. Jack proved to be a very effective guard bird."

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