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Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Manchester - (Missionary Position News): The Salford Escort Agency's Slapper-of-the-Year is being offered the chance of a ritual confession when the Papal circus rolls into town.

Fears that the confessional might be bugged with hidden camcorder equipment saw Jennifer Thompson's booker consult legal experts today.

"Any verbal admissions by the Rooney slag would still be her intellectual property," copyright expert Marvin Shyster-Lawyer opined today.

"Still, she could make a $$$s fortune suing the bastards if something she said was illegally recorded for financial gain by a malevolent turd party."

Officially the church has no position on the rumored event.

But papal visit organisers are keen to keep His Holiness away from too much excitement given his advanced octogenarian years.

Sunday's planned visit to a Presbyterian brothel may now have to be cancelled.

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