Written by Monkey Woods
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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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You stupid bitch! I said "Polish it behind the door!"

Police in Yorkshire say they have apprehended a suspect in the case of a mysterious turd that was left behind a door at a local factory.

Polly - no second name - was arrested last night after confessing to friends that it had been her who had laid the brown egg, but that the whole episode had been a complete misunderstanding.

Polly, 16, said that she had shat behind the door after she had mis-heard an instruction given to her by her supervisor, who had told her to polish an area behind his door.

Polly was most embarrassed later, but laughed:

"I've never shit behind a door before, but I suppose there's a first time for everything!"

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