Police in Yorkshire say they have apprehended a suspect in the case of a mysterious turd that was left behind a door at a local factory.
Polly - no second name - was arrested last night after confessing to friends that it had been her who had laid the brown egg, but that the whole episode had been a complete misunderstanding.
Polly, 16, said that she had shat behind the door after she had mis-heard an instruction given to her by her supervisor, who had told her to polish an area behind his door.
Polly was most embarrassed later, but laughed:
"I've never shit behind a door before, but I suppose there's a first time for everything!"