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Monday, 13 September 2010

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Without Viagra the "Tossers" would never had made £250K selling sperm!

Two UK men have been accused of illegally selling frozen sperm over the Internet when asked how they did it they gave the following statement:

"We wanked ourselves to death day and night, then we froze the sperm and flogged it over the internet to desperate couples hoping to have a baby!"

"It was hard work, we swallowed plenty of viagra to keep our 'pieces' hard and throbbing also, we had to grease our hands with Vaseline otherwise they would have blistered."

"We bought copies of Playboy, Hustler and Porno mags to keep up the momentum and our wives also dressed in Dominatrix costumes with whips to keep us going, yeeh haah!"

Unfortunately the whole project was in vain, it's illegal to sell sperm over the Internet and now they are in court being prosecuted as a right pair of old "Dodgy Wankers".

The Judge prosecuting did actually admit though that he thought the 2 of them had a lot of "Spunk" for attempting the sham!

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