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Monday, 13 September 2010

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Always get an expert to help you with detonations

There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this morning when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom had the shock of her life after she reached under his bed to retrieve what eventually turned out to be an Atom Bomb.

Karen Low-Cal, 46, was tidying-up the messy bedroom of her son, Child C, when the incident happened. She said:

"It was big and heavy, really cold and metallic. I dragged it out from under the bed and had a look at it. There was a dome at one end, and a fin-like tail at the other. It was an Atom Bomb, and I knew immediately that it did not belong to my son."

She went on:

"I wasn't overly-concerned. Despite the fact that one of the most destructive forces upon the Earth was under my son's bed, I was confident he hadn't armed it."

Asked if she'd called in the Army or MI6 Bomb Disposal experts to to deal with the bomb, Karen laughed:

"Neither. I took it to some wasteland, and carried out a controlled detonation myself."

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