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Friday, 10 September 2010

image for Sí, lo soy, ich bin ine Le Englander, tout le monde, terminó it's rascist now, capice? Mon deu!
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Une Language de Angletair ist finito daman unt herren, Le Government de Isle d'Inghilterra avec Europäisches Parlament dans le city of Brussels, says le grand NON.

Nicht mehr parlez English at all, full stop, as it is now considered racist to speak Le Anglais de Königin. Andato une phrase ine Anglès per aturar upsetting Foreigners.

Over the next dix ans, Anglais will be langsomt entièrement. But for now, we will be allowed to use the occasional Englisch Wort, cependant wir sind nicht to overdo it.

Anyone considéré to be uber using Anglais, especially in front of anyone foreign, soit à la maison de l'étranger, will be taken to le educación gulag where they will be re-educated in all things European, and if that doesn't work, you will be sent to le maison du pain. And we don't mean the house of bread.

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