London - (Hellfire News): The satanic frights body has issued a fat war (sic) condemning the needless public suffering behind prolonging Old Fatty Mountbatten's heinously sordid life.
Recommendations for her immediate extradition to a Swiiss euthanasia clinic on a Polanski-style exhumation warrant have been welcomed around the world.
The cold whore throwback has been whooping it up at public expense a tad too long - despite overwhelming evidence of hiring mercenary wackjobs in the 9/11 business.
Citing a catalogue of crimes against humanity the DLU warned worse was to come unless an immediate cull atoned for her sins.
"Some time between the 9/11 anniversary and Yom Kippur would suit us just fine," a spokesperson said.
"Hopefully she'll aslso take with her the entire Stalinist entourage that has blighted public life in Britain for so long."
Camilla Fucker-Proles is partially sighted.