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Friday, 10 September 2010

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Would you like gold plated chips with your deep fried dead poor person your lordship?

Poor families and the sick will bear the brunt of new £4billion benefit cuts, according to sources yesterday, when all our troubles seamed so far away.

ConDemming Chancellor George Osborne shocked MPs by saying the huge sum will be on top of £11billion already slashed and if needed, he will cut back even further, in an effort to starve the poor and the needy out of their dingy holes.

The multi-millionaire fat cat Tory claimed he wanted to get spongers back to work and those who are in genuine need of welfare or looking for a job will be next, but first of all it's only the really dirty smelly no hopers we are looking to clean out of the food chain.

"Have you see that film Soylent Green? Brilliant!" said the chancellor "effing genius!"

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