A pair of innocent UK "Bunnies" were found mutilated with their ears chopped off and thrown in a cardboard box and when Hugh Hefner heard the story he thought it was about 2 of his UK "Bunnies"1
From the US he ordered the Britsh MI5 to go and search for the Sicko's who perpetrated the act and they immediately sent their best into the playboy Club in London.
The first reaction of the club management was astonishment, because as far as they knew all of their Bunnies still had ears, tails and plenty of Boobs and there were no reports of anyone being mutilated by Sicko's.
MI5 then realised that Hugh over in the Playboy mansion had obviously got his Bunnies mixed up and the poor little innocent bunnies were actually real and not his playboy version.
Hugh Hefner, being the generous man he is and mega-Bunny lover, offered to pay for the real mutilated bunnies to have plastic ears sown on and offered to adopt them both.
They are now winging their way in the private Playboy Jet to the Playboy mansion where they will spend the rest of their cuddling up with the "Playboy Pussies", aaah!