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Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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Jennifer Thompson says she would like to meet Mel Gibson and help him forget about Oksana Grigorieva.

LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof.

Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes in England, Ireland, Wales, and France.

He did note that unfortunately "Jenny" has been banned in Italy, Iraq, and Iowa. He added that he does not know why since its not exactly like these two countries and one state do not have any prostitutes walking around (or lying around).

Drawbridge said that he did receive a registered letter from the Iowa State Chamber of Commerce stating that Iowa has not had a prostitute in its state since 1945.

Sherman M. Ziplooker, who is an expert on everything to do with Iowa, said that Lionel Drawbridge does not have any idea what he is talking about. He said that he himself hired a 'whore' named Gretchen Yvonne Blickenfricker in Waterloo three months ago.

He also said that before that he paid a hooker in Des Moines $30 to perform (blank) s*x on him at a local Corn-on-The-Cob Motel.

In regards to Iraq, experts on all things Iraqi say that there are more whores in Iraq than camels. Italian experts claim that Italy has more sluts than grapes, and that's a hell of a lotta of grapes.

SIDENOTE: Jennifer Thompson says that she hopes to go to America and visit Disneyland where she hopes to get goosed by Goofy like Cheryl Cole did.

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