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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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The spook's wifi and SatNav-enabled cycling helmet helped tackle the notorious sheep-infested terrain

Wales - (Bangor Cottaging News): Saddlesore local Anglesey man Gareth Williams was seen 'several times' parking his BMX mountin' bike outside Wills' and Kate's North Wales shagging shack, according to reports.

The couple's cleaning lady said today she saw the MI6 codebreaker sample one of Kate's delicious raspberry cupcakes that retail in London at £10 a pop.

The cryptographer often cycled around the craggy Welsh hillside sporting a distinctive wifi and SatNav-enabled helmet to help tackle the dangerous sheep-infested terrains around the couple's Dun Ballin cottage.

Wills' nearby airbase at RAF Valley is a stone's throw from the deceased MI6 cryptographer's family home.

Neighbors have queried whether a mutual passion for lycra cycling shorts saw the two let rip on occasion.

Meanwhile in London detectives have so far ignored speculation that some kind of covert malarkey was going on in the Welsh mountain retreat.

Reports in UK weekend redtops say the cottage will now be mothballed as the Prince returns to living full time on the RAF base.

A public outcry earlier this year about the £1.4 million security bill for keeping an eye out on Wills' and Kate's Welsh shenanigans saw the Prince hauled back to toe the line.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

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