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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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Our ever so kind, ex Glorious Leader, Gordon Brown is back with us. Maybe he can use his renowned debating skills to shit in the nest of the new Government? Then again, maybe not.

Gordon, it seems, is devoting himself to championing the underdog, the poor, the wretched, the uncared for and ignored millions in the Third World. A noble cause indeed and here is a man worthy of his Scottish heritage.

His predecessor, collector of valuable properties for his kids is also on his own "Journey". Collecting eggs, subsidised by the Common Agricultural Policy, and shoes for the needy and down at heel. Send some to Somerset Council employees about to be sacked by their Tory councillors, Tony?

Local councillors, throughout the land are saying goodbye to the LibDems and making themselves Independent. Apparently they are unable to, "look their electors in the face" as the full reality of the ConDem coalition cuts begins to bite.

ehm, it wouldn't have anything to do with the LibDems being less than 10% in the polls would it, ladies and gentlemen? Perhaps you should have shouted when you had the chance to vote in May on joining this damn Tory party in government?

The poor Tories, who don't have their troubles to look for. Gay, is he or isn't he? Phone tapping, did they or didn't they? Was their ex editor, now Press thingy in the know? Michael Gove, great supporter of New Labour, yes, he is, he of the swingeing cuts in education spending, is to go cap in hand as huge increases in children entering Primary Education are coming soon.

Happy, happy, the Right Honourable Ed Balls, will have fun rubbing this oversight in his Tory chum, Gove's nose!!

Not so happy, happy, the same Ed Balls has the Milliband duo continuing to lead the race for the leader of the Labour Party.

Have a Ball, Ed, you are better off at third man. Who mentioned cricket, not me, know nothing about silly mid off or googlies or no Balls. He has defintely got them, he's got kids.

On a congratulatory note, best wishes to Florence, new daughter to Dave and Sam.

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