Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton.
Police say the corpse had been chopped up a bit and then set on fire in what some locals have described as a fiendish barbecue mess.
Golf club members were being interviewed for clues today as an investigation team probed satanic ritual theories and suchlike.
A statement issued by Sussex police appealed for witnesses and an 0800 666 666 helpline number was issued to deal with clues.
Local separatist femminist lesbian couple Marge and Aurora Fanny-Adams called Radio Freak Sussex today complaining that pagan Bonfire Night and Halloween secrets were being bandied about 'willy-nilly'.
Samhain is on October 31st.