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Wednesday, 1 September 2010

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The Stig - Sans helmet

In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig.

Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is truly unbelievable. I can forgive him for Iraq and lying to the country but this is unforgiveable."

Afghan president Hamid Karzai concurred "I thank Blair for all he has done for my country but if he takes the magic out of Top Gear, no way."

The ex Prime Minister has denied that revealing the Stig's identity has anything to do with boosting sales of his book but admits it is "to get one over on that one-eyed mong Gordon Brown."

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