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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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'A Journey' - Five more years of book signings and interviews!!

London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR has now written a book about his 'legacy', to set the record 'straight'.

Tony bLIAR during recent book signings, as usual comes over as normal, big toothy smile, very smooth, hands gesticulating for effect and a complete drama queen, similar to the speech after Princess Diana's death!

Tony bLIAR has also had a Old Marr boot licking interview, that required much fawnification over by an odious Labourite BBC lefty, which is why most people watched Emmerdale, it was more honest than bLIAR!

Tony bLIAR stressed that the Brown Chancellor and successor were solely responsible for the regulatory free-for-all that led to the economic crisis. The simple question that needed asking was 'IF you couldn't stand Brown why did you have him as your DEPUTY for all those years?' However, looking at the TV channel, BBC & interviewer, Old Marr, one couldn't expect there to be any hard questioning or criticism piled on to bLIAR, in fact, the Chilcote fiasco springs to mind again.

Tony bLIAR although Captain at the helm and equally responsible for the dire financial mess the UK is in, will still be believed by those with half a brain cell. Even now, Labour Party Card Holders believe that the world recession started it all in the UK, long before the rest of world caught up!

Tony bLIAR's dirt dishing book, showed how two faced a politician can become. Tony bLIAR turned up at the height of the last election in 2010 to show his support for Gordon Brown. New Labour at that stage were all still enjoying the party while they were in power, whilst trying to convince Joe Public that they were the ones to lead the Country. Now the Labour Party is over, the truth is coming out and now we are being told that it wasn't so great after all.

Tony bLIAR, a Journey, contains the following Chapters;

Chapter 1: Tony bLIAR - Rape and pillage of pension funds.
Chapter 2: Tony bLIAR - Two wars to appease USA - 1 illegal war and 1 sheer folly.
Chapter 3: Tony bLIAR - Social engineering.
Chapter 4: Tony bLIAR - Immigration.
Chapter 5: Tony bLIAR - Human rights.
Chapter 6: Tony bLIAR - Referendum on Europe!!
Chapter 7: Tony bLIAR - Aid to China & India.
Chapter 8: Tony bLIAR - British jobs to India.
Chapter 9: Tony bLIAR - MP's expenses.
Chapter 10: Tony bLIAR - Corruption in the Cabinet.
Chapter 11: Tony bLIAR - Corruption in your party.
Chapter 12: Tony bLIAR - Dr Kelly.
Chapter 13: Tony bLIAR - Education - 40% to pass!!
Chapter 14: Tony bLIAR - NHS - 24 hours to save the NHS (sick joke).
Chapter 15: Tony bLIAR - Armchair politics (authoritarian rule).
Chapter 16: Tony bLIAR - Northern Ireland - mass exit of murders and criminals.
Chapter 17: Tony bLIAR - Murderers and criminals in Whitehall.
Chapter 18: Tony bLIAR - Mrs Blair - Blair property portfolio.
Chapter 19: Tony bLIAR - Brown threatening an official Labour investigation.
Chapter 20: Tony bLIAR - Cash-for-honours scandal.
Chapter 21: Tony bLIAR - Brown a politician unable to handle modern politics.
Chapter 22: Tony bLIAR - Brown, political calculation, yes. Political feelings, no.
Chapter 23: Tony bLIAR - Brown, analytical intelligence, absolutely. Emotional intelligence, zero.
Chapter 24: Tony bLIAR - Spin Doctor "mad man" Campbell, indispensable, but out of control.
Chapter 25: Tony bLIAR - A Journey to the Bank.
Chapter 26: Tony bLIAR - The Human Rights Act "I" incorporated into British law that allows mad judges to ruin the country.
Chapter 27: Tony bLIAR - Being 'economical with the truth' about Iraq and the 45 minute warning.
Chapter 28: Tony bLIAR - Crawling to McGuiness and Adams and selling out Ulster.
Chapter 29: Tony bLIAR - Conversion to Rome.
Chapter 30: Tony bLIAR - Eccleston's bribe for Formula One.
Chapter 31: Tony bLIAR - Giving up a massive part of our rebate to the EU.
Chapter 32: Tony bLIAR - 'My' carry on with Black Rod at the Queen Mothers funeral.
Chapter 33: Tony bLIAR - A 'politically correct' agenda that infects everything in British life now.
Chapter 34: Tony bLIAR - 'My' carry on about the funeral of the "peoples princess" and 'my' attitude to the Queen.
Chapter 35: Tony bLIAR - The forgotten promise of being whiter than white.
Chapter 36: Tony bLIAR - Letting myself be George Bush's poodle, instead of standing up for myself.
Chapter 37: Tony bLIAR - Helping to ruin our education system even more.
Chapter 38: Tony bLIAR - Allowing NHS hospitals become even more disease ridden.
Chapter 39: Tony bLIAR - Bombing Belgrade and allowing the Kosovans come over here with their violent crime and drug dealing.
Chapter 40: Tony bLIAR - bLIAR's babes, Peter Mandelson and corrupt and thieving Ministers.
Chapter 41: Tony bLIAR - No train ticket for my wife.
Chapter 42: Tony bLIAR - Tory sleaze under Major, brought the Labour landslide in 97 and acceptance of Eccleston's bribe!


Tony bLIAR recognises trash and so the book 'A Journey', reveals how thoroughly this country, the United Kingdom, was trashed!

Tony bLIAR reveals how a pair of zombies, Brown and himself, from a political graveyard, created a thirteen year disaster zone, of a once great proud country!

Tony bLIAR knows that Great Britain will never recover from either of them!

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