The Monster Raving Loony Party has recently decided to name its five key people who are behind the running of the party as Glory, Moron, Navy, Penis and Tart. This will enable key elements of the party's manifesto and policies to come over to the general public with more impetus on key issues within the relevant officer's scope and identity.
Glory will be concerned with the more pretentious of society that want to be seen as number ones and being in the limelight more than most;
Moron will be mostly concerned with issues surrounding those within society that are not capable enough to carry out basic tasks but more especially those in high positions within government and business who are hyped-up morons trying to brainwash the general public into believing they are doing a good job and to allow them more perks as well as pay rises, and those who are incompetent and more likely to be better off living off the state;
Navy will be responsible for issues concerning the country's defences as well as marine transport;
Penis will deal with communication issues, especially information technology, connectivity, the spread of infections and viruses when removable sticks are used and ensuring all dongles fit in the right slots with ease;
Tart who is from Bakewell in the Peak District will deal with female lifestyles, makeup issues and household chores.
One member of the MRLP claimed that four people could do the work of these five and recommended more descriptive names of Negro, Normal, Sporty and Vanity.