North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il was spotted recently on a what looked like a secret date with another notorious dictator and alleged supermodel, Naomi Campbell.
The celebrity pair was apparently seen holding hands at Drayton Manor Park, in Tamworth last weekend, and even shared a plastic poncho for the 'Storm Force 10' water ride.
Jong il, (87) has been a lifelong fan of Tamworth, and was taking a short break from his despotic role as ruler of North Korea and letting his hair down at the Staffordshire theme park.
Witnesses said he looked happy and was often looking wistfully into Campbell's eyes (15), although it was clear she was not reciprocating fully.
Rumours of an engagement are bound to escalate, as Campbell was seen to be wearing a red diamond the size of a walnut, known as a 'Blood Diamond'.
A source close to the pair said "he (Kim jong il) is besotted by her, so far he has bought her Chessington World of Adventures, Madame Tussauds and the Welsh holiday resort Barry Island in an attempt to woo her.
I think she may give in soon, as long as he sticks to his promise of annihilating South Korea in order to make her a Spa and fitness resort in its place".
Concerns over his ill health have now been dismissed after Kim rode 'The Apocalypse' twice in a row.