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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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Ecstasy or agony?

A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra.

Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complaining that I was getting a bit lazy in the bedroom department so I decided to treat her to a nice surprise. When I bought the Viagra I accidentally held the packet upside down, the recommended quantity should have been 01, but I read it as 10."

"Well, you can imagine the consequences." he laughed.

His girlfriend, Jo Raynor takes up the story "I'd been teasing James for a while that he was falling asleep on me too quickly. When I came home from work Wednesday evening my eyes nearly popped out of my head."

What James didn't realise at the time was that taking the drug at that level meant that the effects were permanent. "You'd think they'd put that on the packet really." he commented.

After several months James decided to put his new found "pole" to good use and began training at the local sports centre - although obviously he waits until there are no children present.

It turned out that James had a knack for the pole vault and has just smashed the UK record by an astonished 20cm and is now due to compete in the 2012 olympics.

"Luckily the next Olympics are in the UK otherwise I think I would have problems getting through customs." James laughed.

Good luck for 2012 James - your country expects!

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