Celebrity muppet Jordan has sunk to a new low today by announcing that Harvey, the love child between her and ex Manchester United "star" Dwight Yorke is to be cast as Gary Coleman in the upcoming movie about his life.
Jordan reckons that her child is a dead ringer for the pint size star and is just the thing she needs to get her in to next weeks So-Hot magazine.
On her Twitter page the fun bagged divvy said: "Rock on! I'm quids in with this one"
Jordan's critics have blasted the move calling it, below the belt.
When asked how he felt about this, father Dwight Yorke said: "well it is a bit below the belt, but Gary Coleman was pretty small"
Harvey was unavailable for comment but was seen running around the set of the film yelling POO POO at the top of his voice before he crashed in to a tea lady's trolley and started crying.