Written by j.w.
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Friday, 20 August 2010

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What are our children up to?

Young enthusiastic people are celebrating their exam results and their future at the great academic institutions of the country. It makes you feel so good to see their eager faces full of confidence in the future.

There may be a few who fall by the wayside but, let's face it, there always were also rans. Except this time there seem an awful lot. I am worried they may be attracted to the Taliban if we don't fund them to go to University, but the Government is blind to this danger.

I have heard that creepy figures are already beginning to recruit vulnerable youngsters to their evil empires.

'We want to make a Bang' said one disappointed student 'and the Taliban are the only ones with a big enough drum to beat.'

Worried parents are seeing their children escaping to far off climes where they are ripe for exploitation by Taliban recruiters who are now operating everywhere.

So beware. Behind the cheerful smiles lurks a future we should all fear. No Universities at all.

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