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Friday, 20 August 2010

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Brenda Begum doll minus shower curtain

Brenda Begum has apologised to the Muslim community for walking round the streets of Bradford wearing a see-through shower curtain as a niqab.

The 25 year old convert, whose faux pas revealed she's quite a looker, took a bus to the university, where she studies Art and the Human Body, blissfully unaware that she was showing her body to the world. She later explained that she has been blind since birth and had no idea that her jugs and her snatch were on public display. She had taken the shower curtain down to be washed and had accidentally picked it up the next morning rather than her normal clothing. She had noticed that her clothing felt rather stiff that day but had no idea why.

Muslim women aren't allowed to show any part of their body to the world and Begum has therefore committed a sin for which she must be punished. Her local Imam, 84-year old Mohammed Randiwalla, ordered her to attend the local mosque on Saturday morning to receive 50 spankings from him.

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