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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

WAG Abbey Clancy has apparently taken a two-week break from her TV show for clear-the-air talks with England and Spurs striker Peter Crouch.

She fears the lanky forward has allegedly been "playing away" with a series of mistresses.

But a source close to the couple say the issue goes much deeper.

"Abbey was distraught after a phone call at the weekend," said the source. "Peter couldn't come to visit because he has to go and see some Young Boys in Switzerland tonight.

"Of course now she's worried that she's been living a lie and that Peter might have tastes she didn't know about."

Late news: Spoof understands that Young Boys is a Swiss football team and makes no allegations regarding Mr Crouch's sexuality.

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