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Sunday, 15 August 2010

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The Diana/Dodi shrine was erected 'to remind those feckless royals what cunts they are'

London - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Vision Mess): The tacky RIP tribute to Di-Die and Do-Do is being taken down this week ahead of being returned to Princess Di HQ in Moscow.

The Diana and Dodi altar in Harrabs Department Store window is destined for landfill following the pair's colossal mission failure.

A spokesman for the Qatari thugs who have bought the shop hook line and sinker said the couple are indecent because they weren't married.

Attempts to shroud a sculpture of the Princess's face in a politically correct burkha failed last Friday because the statue was deemed 'haram' - or unclean.

A spokesman for Mohammed Fayed said today he hoped the iconic shop tribute would remain hardwired into the display window 'to remind those feckless royals what cunts they are'.

Buckingham Palace head of PR Lord Luce-Cannon said the feeling is entirely mutual.

Camilla Fucker-Bowels is a right tart.

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