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Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Lady Pishtosh of the EU is using the implied words of William Hague to dump on Cameron

During his visit to India DaveCam rightly warned Pakistan that it could not look both ways while receiving billions and billions of dollars in aid from the West while exporting terror to other parts of the world. Since then the EU fatcats have felt that Dave -who dared to speak the unvarnished truth - literally pulled the rug out from under their Manolo Blahniks.

Now in an attempt to regain top rung the EU is... [ahem] ....attempting to mend the rift in EU-Pak relations (supposedly) caused by Cameron's remarks. To do this they need a whipping boy.

Enter (UK Foreign Secretary) William Hague who we are told apparently "agrees with the EU view that Dave did a lot of damage".

Speaking on behalf of her fellow fatcats Lady Pishtosh pontificated:

"DaveCam did us a lot of damage because he is naive. Just ask Will Hague - even he agreed with us. Now its up to me-me-me to fix this mess"

Hmmmmm......As if the world has to be so knees-a-knockin'; teeth-a-chatterin' terrified of offending the lyin'-scammin' bankrupt-rogue Pakistanis!

Privately she is said to have told friends:

"Damn that Dave. I never thought he had such big bollocks"

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