An odd scene met the Warrington community yesterday, as one Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten and 'inebriated mother of the year' fame gave birth to a humungous Chicken McNugget in a Juicy Couture store in the towns high street.
One resident, a Mr Speck of local haberdashery fame, was heard saying: "I cant say i'm particularly surprised, it is a famous old wives tale that if one consumes nothing but happy meals and Cocaine, one will give birth to a giant McNugget."
Dr Simpson, who was on hand to help deliver the savoury surprise, described Mr Speck's diagnosis as "bollocks" and instead stated the incident was a likely caused by "sex with the Hamburglar and/or Ronald McDonald".
Both the Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald have been connected with Ms Katona in the past, but neither were available for comment.
A source stated Ms Katona was "over the moon" with the hearty bundle of poultry joy, however refused to comment on the snacks' father.