Written by LJ Stubbs
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Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Fast food: Katona rushes to hospital with Nugget after birth

An odd scene met the Warrington community yesterday, as one Kerry Katona of Atomic Kitten and 'inebriated mother of the year' fame gave birth to a humungous Chicken McNugget in a Juicy Couture store in the towns high street.

One resident, a Mr Speck of local haberdashery fame, was heard saying: "I cant say i'm particularly surprised, it is a famous old wives tale that if one consumes nothing but happy meals and Cocaine, one will give birth to a giant McNugget."

Dr Simpson, who was on hand to help deliver the savoury surprise, described Mr Speck's diagnosis as "bollocks" and instead stated the incident was a likely caused by "sex with the Hamburglar and/or Ronald McDonald".

Both the Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald have been connected with Ms Katona in the past, but neither were available for comment.

A source stated Ms Katona was "over the moon" with the hearty bundle of poultry joy, however refused to comment on the snacks' father.

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