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Saturday, 14 August 2010

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Will there or won't there be a Royal Wedding? Only her hairdresser knows!

Kate Middleton has been hanging around for almost a decade waiting for her Princess moment.

Although there has been no official comment from the men in gray suits there's been enough speculation.

Now comes word from Sarula Vavenska the latest hairdresser to join the Royal bandwagon:

"Let me whisper a little secret - for your ears only. William is absolutely besotted with blond hair and loves blond wigs....they drive him crazy. The longer the better - if you know what I mean", she winked.

Will Kate go blond we asked?

"Kate? Who's bleedin' Kate? We're talking about me here"

But, you said William....

"Yeah, William, William Bollingbroke - me ole man....'oo d'you think I was on about, tosser? "

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